One of my neighbors in Fort Morgan was the mayor. He bought a nice purple Fat Boy a few months after I bought my first '99 Concours (the purple "Barney Bike"). I was coming back from a COG National Rally in Klamath Falls in 2001, after a 5-6,000-mile trip and he was in his driveway washing the Fat Boy. I pulled in and told him that if he was going to wash one purple bike, he might as well was two. He looked at all the bugs dead on my bike and politely declined the opportunity.
I asked him how many miles he had on the bike and he turned it on so he could look at the odometer. 2700 total miles!!! In only 13 months!!
Then he explained to me how he and five of his buddies had taken a long trip the weekend before. They had ridden all the way to Laughlin, NV, for the Laughlin River Run. 930 miles one way. They included one guy who had a peanut tank on his Harley who needed gas about every 100 miles. So, naturally, when they stopped, they'd buy a 6-pack of beer. Then they'd drink it and ride another 100 miles, buy another 6-pack. And repeat. 9 six packs to Laughlin; 9 six-packs back to Ft Morgan. Terry said he had really enjoyed riding that long distance. It had taken them 3 days down and 3 days back. He planned on doing some more touring. Then he asked me where I'd been. When I told him I'd met some friends, ridden to Vernal, Duschene, and Delta, UT; Ely, Austin, Falllon, and Reno, NV; Susanville and Lassen NP, CA; Klamath Falls, Eureka, CA; Crater Lake; Lolo Pass, Flathead Lake, Glacier NP, MT; Pendleton and Burns, OR; Winnemucca and back through NV; Moab, UT; Montrose, CO, and home.
He just shook his head and said, "No wonder you've got so many bugs."