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[Coyote Chris]

RE: Wisconsin tornados: At Oshkosh, the museum is the shelter for severe weather. They are not going to fit tens of thousands there, nor is there anyway to evacuate all of the campers and RVs.

Tornado Plan B: Get in you car/vehicle with air bags. Belt in tight and start the engine so the airbags will deploy if you go for a ride. (Not kidding!)
I would add: "Bring a beer. You have never done this before." (This part is a joke ... maybe.)

Its a joke. Bring 3 beers and a pee bottle.

 

[Coyote Chris]