I noticed when I was putting the battery back in that the posts seemed "funny." I had too many things attached to the ground post, but only three attachments to the positive. I had a volt-meter/thermometer, the ground for my jacket, the ground for the battery tender lead, the ground for my cruise control, and something else (I'm blank at the moment) attached to the battery ground post. To the positive post, I had my jacket, my battery tender and the volt-meter/thermometer. All the other positives were attached to the Fuzeblock.
When I get back from my brother's funeral, I'll be with the mechanic who's going to optimize and clean up my wiring jungle.
I'm sorry this dealer didn't push for warranty service, but he said that Honda would want pictures of what might have caused my damage and if he showed them my squirrel's nest, he knew they'd turn it down.
I don't feel too bad about paying for this.